My Funniest Post Ever... Too Bad You Can't See It!

[Mike]

Originally Posted by McClain

Mike, Mike, Mike... You could have done a service to yourself by not responding to my post.

A service to myself? What gave you the impression I wasn't enjoying this? It's very amusing.

"Day 625: Mike says that I'm not funny. "Mike who?" you ask? Beats the fuck out of me.

Unlike the pathetic newbies that crawl in here nowadays, I am not pining away and praying for popularity. Think whatever you want about me or don't even remember me. I don't care.

Why did it take someone as stupid as you to sedate a farcical thread? I'll tell you why; because you're impared. Now be the bigger person and just shut the fuck up.

I'm not stupid. At least I can spell "impaired". Next time realize that when you attempt to insult people it's a good idea to avoid irony in the important words. Idiot.