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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 10:45 AM        I think I was molested
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...home-headlines

We where down in Olanado a month ago and had dinner in one of the restaraunts and tigger kept coming to my table and fondling me when my kids and wife went outside to watch the firework's...I didn't go because I had to watch our stuff. :/ He looks like Steve Buscemi [/quote]
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 11:45 AM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 11:46 AM       
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Old Apr 9th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 03:13 AM       
I feel violated, he is ruining the name of the Tri with a number of G's and then ending in er
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:47 AM       
I know where you were goingwith that joke, but Tigger only has one r.

what you are implying is that the name is triger or triggger or even more harmful triggggggger.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:08 PM       
this topic should be stickied
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:14 PM       
yeah i butchered it, but it doesnt matter anymore.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
lol Fartin got molested!

I guess there is justice in the world

Bad part is Fartin probably did nothing to stop it
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
You are a younger, stupider, more annoying version of fartin ArrowX.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 11:35 PM       
It's not fair that you get molested and the rest of us hopefuls are stuck with... our hand. You make me sick, fuck you.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
The best part of that article is at the bottom after it talks about the molestation charges, it says "Get home delivery-up to 50% off". It's almost like they are advertising for a home-delivered molestor.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
"I'm gonna put my evil in you."
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
You cant molest the willing.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 12:31 PM       
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well, that was profound :/
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 01:36 PM       
My friend Charisse & I got buttrubs from Pooh while we were on our senior class trip, but no action from Tigger.
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:00 PM       
OMG u guys molestation is no laughing matter. this is serious 4relaz!! do u know how many kids are molested by their relatives and neighbors every year??? a loT!! it is a relaly big deal.

omg i bet those people that tigger touched are gonna be in therapy 4ever that is so tragic
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:03 PM       
Yeah those kids are probably gonna be all like punks and stuff now . FUCK ATHORITY
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
She said they DIDN'T get any action from Pooh! Pay attention if you're going to make an issue out of it ... which I agree with, BTW!

Playing the devil's advocate; however, Pooh's got to get his jar o' honey from somewhere and I certainly didn't see too many jars just sitting around Disneyland < nudge, nudge, wink, wink >
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 04:57 PM       
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OMG u guys molestation is no laughing matter. this is serious 4relaz!! do u know how many kids are molested by their relatives and neighbors every year??? a loT!! it is a relaly big deal.

omg i bet those people that tigger touched are gonna be in therapy 4ever that is so tragic
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 05:21 PM       
RAPE-BAPE

coincidential? NO
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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 11:42 PM       
If he did it while the pictures were being taken, then the pictures will prove his guilt, right?

I thought Disney screened their employees better than this.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 12:18 AM       
i thought they would have the picture on that page, but they didn't...

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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 02:28 PM       
I was molested by an Otter at sea world. Now I'm afraid of sea creatures....
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 03:15 PM       
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