This is compleatly fucked!

[mburbank]

I'm actually going to guess this is someone from my past who found me via the internet.

It could be a long lost friend, or don't forget, I used to teach comedy and theater so a student seems likely.

Or someone working up to extortion.

The Elvis movie stuff hints at a point in my past about fifteen or so years ago where it was frequently commented that I looked like Elvis. Not always in a nice way.