HOw many jobs have you had?

[FartinMowler]

So I'm gonna give some advice.

1. If your getting paid minimum wage don't work too hard

2. If your co-worker is an idiot tell them and make sure you run to your car when you leave for your car each day.

3. Don't clean a toilet or anything gross.

4. Most bosses are cheap assholes and will rip you off so write down your hours and don't take the cheque unless it's correct.

5. Don't say racist things while at work, some people might find it offensive and kill you (or run to your car after work)

6. If someone keeps hitting on you at work ignore it because it will end up the talk of the job place.

7. Don't pick your nose or fart or leave a big poop in a toilet

8. Don't wear leather pants or bring strange things that you collect to work.

9. If you don't understand something that someone say's just nod your head (works for me)

10. If your hung over don't go to work because most people don't want to smell you vomit breath.