Things You Have to Believe to be a Republican Today

[El Blanco]

What gets me upset is seeing the same joke beaten into the ground over and over.

These lists were posted on here just before Christmas, I think. I'll say now what I said then.

The first time I saw these lists, they were in the same email and were about 10-15 points each. I got a laugh out of them.

Then, I kept getting them, with little chages. The lists kept getting longer with more and more references. The references went from funny, to obscure, to just plain weird.

I truly believe brevity is the soul of wit, and these assinine lists just prove me right.

Why do you think Letterman uses a Top 10 List and not 50?