ps having a girlfriend is like having a baby it is all waaah waah hold me lets cuddle kiss kiss woops i spent your money also youre not allowed to win arguments and i want another desrt faarrttt (j/k) love me im fat andold now who loves me noboyd thats who im going to have another desert again why dont you ever do anything nice for me i alwywas do nice things for you while secretlyy expeting some sort of compensation oops i got a disease carry me waaahh waaahhwh