would you hire me?

[LegoLars]

yes i would hire you.

gladly.

i would hire your wife and kids as well.

i would hire your mom and dad.

your grandad

and all of your bugs.

i would hire the hair in your shower.

and i would hire the rodents in your basement.

i would hire all things that have touched you.

your soap, your kitchen gear, your sweatshirt and blahblah