would you hire me?

[Darryl]

Ironically enough, I am amassing a sqadron of F-18s at this very moment. I always wanted to be a fighter pilot, but I was just to big, and my eyesight was crappy.

As for the content, it looks good to me, but I am not an HR goon. I would say that you should put the "I"s in, because I am a grammar snob. But either way, the entire document shows that you can write coherently.

ok, I'm out of words.