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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:32 PM        THIS JUST IN!!!! GOD AGAINST THE WAR!!!
GOD AGAINST THE WAR ON IRAQ
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Yes, it's true, folks! God has come and directly told me that he is against this war, that it is unjust and stupid, and that Bush is a big shithead! OH MY GOD!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THESE REMARKABLE REVELATIONS, RONNIE??? I HAVE SAID IT WAS TRUE AND IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE SAID IT WAS!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
Courtesy of Mr. John Prine ... anda one, anda tow, anda three ...

Chorus:
But your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
They're already overcrowded
From your dirty little war.
Now Jesus don't like killin'
No matter what the reason's for,
And your flag decal won't get you
Into Heaven any more.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
Pft, God. He's part of "Old Europe".
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
Not only that, he's part of the "Old Testament" too. Talk about doubly stale and outdated! Sheesh!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
I know! Totally outdated, that guy. I mean, has he done anything effective over the past 2,000 years?
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
I like the new improved testatment!

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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 06:25 AM       
Holy fuck, Proto! God spoke to you! That's such an amazing coincidence! My Buddy Christ sprung to life just this morning and made a revelation to me too!


"What's that, Jesus? Ronnie Raygun isn't a real Christian? Holy crap!"
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 09:32 AM       
BTW, Proto, this is for you!

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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 10:47 AM       
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You are mistranslating. "Shithead" is a common mistranslation of the hebrew word 'Chechkluch'. A better translation is "Head that burns like a bag of dog poop upon the porch of the infidel".
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 12:47 PM       
Thank you thank you, Carnie. I think I'd like to thank GOD for that award more than anyone...
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:21 PM       
You didn't put GOD in bold type!
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 02:24 PM       
did i miss a link somewhere?

"Pope to Bush: Go into Iraq and you go without God"
http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artma...cle_1883.shtml
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Old Mar 5th, 2003, 03:39 PM       
I want the Jesus action fiqure.. SELL it to me now!
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