Do you godamn bitches like fucking assholes?

[maggiekarp]

For some reason I'm reminded of the time a pal of mine from school was at the same Carnival I went to. He was frantically searching for his mother, and when he walked away my brother said "Poor guy" and I said "Don't worry. He'll find true love some day." And then my brother punched my arm and said I was terrible.


You'll find love someday... but, perhaps... it will be more than you bargained for!

Or less, if she's a bitch.


Or... he...!