For the "sad" meal: when the kid asks for his precious Goddamn happy meal, you bend down and take a shit on a plate and put that and the happy meal box into the McFlurry blender. The toy could be a Barbie doll ritualistically strapped into a "battering ram."
No real wrong way to eat a Reces, but there is a wrong way to eat a battery.
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