WWJD?

[Nietzsche]

In the USA i think he would win. Whether he's a corpse, resurected supernatural entity, or George Bush in a suit. Christianity is an abundance here, and to be frank, when jesus is involved most christians automatically go in his favor without thinking.
But now that i think of it, he might make a decent president if he does magically come back to life. He's peaceful, generous, and h.... oh wait... sorry just remembered the Spanish inquisition.