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Old May 9th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
I think he rescued her from the well, then accidentally crushed her or something. i don't remember exactly
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Old May 10th, 2004, 02:24 AM       
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Am I the only one that can't just take a funny, gory popcorn movie for what it is without demanding to know everything? Did you bitch when they didn't explain how the "virus" started in dawn of the dead too?
Dawn of the Dead was using a classic horror base, with the Comedy built into the script.

Cabin Fever was using a dumbass horror base, with the so called comedy tacked on almost as an after thought to the script.
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Old May 10th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
movie suckd! I thought it could have been good but It was like 007 meets some crappy jackie chan movie.

The monk or 'fryer" was a blatant ripoff of a buddie character and Q all in one.

The ending was dumb as fuking hell.

The stupid babie draculas were gay too.

the hot chick dies by being knocked over pnto a chair by Ware-Helsing

on a lighter note watching Frankenstein's monster float away on three logs ropped togeather to ultimately die was kinda cool.

Doncha think the heaviest influence in the story was from Castlevania with the whole "family has fought dracula for generations" thing
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Old May 11th, 2004, 12:09 PM       
The movie was absolutely ridiculously insanely HORRIBLE beyond all belief.

On that note, it lived up to my expectations of pure crap and I really enjoyed it. Haven't laughed like that in a long time.

There was more swinging around on pulleys, ropes, chains and wires in that movie than there was in all of "Spider-man".

And the part where the decoy wagon was travelling 20 feet from the real wagon was hilarious.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 04:04 PM       
I wonder if the game's any good. :/
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Old May 11th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
LOL theres already a spinn off movie

http://www.movietyme.com/catalog/pro...ducts_id=20022

lol and one of the carrages exploded after having gone about 3 miles with a smashed lamp on the roof
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Old May 16th, 2004, 06:52 AM       
I thought the Mr. Hyde fight was cool. But other than that, it was ok but pretty played out and the acting was terrible.
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Old May 16th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
Wasn't the real Van Helsing (from the book) like 75 years old?
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Old May 16th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
Yeah, but I read something about him being called "Gabriel Van Helsing" and being related to the other one. Either way it just looks like they took a bunch of classic characters and made them presentable for a bunch of dumbass kids.
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Old May 17th, 2004, 07:21 AM       
i saw a bit of castlevania style hi-jinxs in it too:

-belmont family - fighting vampires for generations

-draculas "second form"

-multiple b-movie horror monsters

-frankensteins castle looked a bit like castlevania

-draculas castle cant be found - castlevania can only be found every 100years


all this is probobly insane jibbering as a proper castlevania movie would kick ass. ill just have to watch vampire hunter d in the meanwhile...
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