UH OH. CHIMP IS THE BAD GUY FOR DISAGREEING THAT THE ARTICLE IS A TEAR-JERKER. HE HASN'T SHOWN ENOUGH SYMPATHY FOR DEAD KIDS AND ISN'T SURPRISED BY THE FATHER'S REACTION.
NOW HE WILL BE RUN OVER BY BAD JOKES. HE BETTER ESCAPE TO HIS IGLOO BY USING THE BACK-UP TRACTOR THAT EVERY CANADIAN HAS FOR WHEN A MOOSE IS NOT FAST ENOUGH.
