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Old May 21st, 2004, 09:15 AM        IM AM 42 NOW. BOW DOWN TO ANCIENT ONE.
Since 1962, man. Kent State. Saigon. Watergate. Saturday Night Fever. The Sex Pistols. Star Wars. Talking Heads. Dirty Dancing. Frankie Says Relax. Ketchup is a vegetable. Gulf War One. I feel your pain. DNA on a blue dress. Celine Dione with a number one fucking hit. Supreme Court picks President. Subliminable. Jar Jar Binks. 9/11. Afgahnistan. Gulf War Two.

This roller coaster surely does go downhill a lot.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 09:23 AM       
Congratucomisserations Maxy, I can always rely on you to be older than me. And funnier.

Have a good day!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 09:23 AM       
Yeah, but it'd be a lot less fun if it was all uphill.

Happy birthday Max. Enjoy all of the inevitable and hilarious "old fart" novelty items you'll be receiving.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:01 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:03 AM       
Happy birthday, Mr. Burbank. It is heartening to see that you aren't complacent, and that you still have enough piss-and-vinegar in you to keep you angry about the way the world is.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:03 AM       
Oh, I like thedownhill ride, Mock. Way more laughs.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:22 AM       
Happy Birthday, Max. And take heart. Celine won't live forever.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:35 AM       
The one Mocker older than me....Happy Birthday, Max!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:41 AM       
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Oh, I like thedownhill ride, Mock. Way more laughs.
Crash 'n burn baby!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 01:08 PM       
happy birthday, then
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Old May 21st, 2004, 01:16 PM       
Happy Birthday!

ALL HAIL THE ANCIENT ONE!

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Old May 21st, 2004, 01:40 PM       
Soon you will start to get upset when people say the words "crap" and "damn", and will be non tolerant of anyone under 30 saying your first name.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 01:56 PM       
Ooooh, Max...call me a whippersnapper!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:24 PM       
Wow happy bday...you could be my dad. my mom and dad were both born in 61.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:29 PM       
Note to self: If in need of pick-me-up, do not consult punkgrrrlie.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:54 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:00 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM       
Get out of Max's birthday thread, tool.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:20 PM       
Being old enough to be a lawyers dad is nto a bad thing for me. Trthfully, I like being older better than I liked being younger, accept for how quickly time seems to pass. I'm going to like it best of all when I can no longer remember who anyone is.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:45 PM       
Well i have very young parents too. My mom got pregnant at 16 with me, so think of yourself as a young stud
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Old May 21st, 2004, 04:00 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:26 PM       
MAX! Happy birthday!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:33 PM       
Happy Birthday Max from FArtinMowler
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Old May 21st, 2004, 07:21 PM       
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Being old enough to be a lawyers dad is nto a bad thing for me. Trthfully, I like being older better than I liked being younger, accept for how quickly time seems to pass. I'm going to like it best of all when I can no longer remember who anyone is.
happy one year closer to death, max! :smile

may the time fly in a blink of an eye, max! :smile
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