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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:25 AM        best. painting. EVER.
http://www.brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html

this one is pretty awesome too:
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:56 AM       
The 1st one is cool on account of megatron, but the second I just don't get.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:59 AM       
It's fucking John Tesh looking like a badass. Look at that tattoo and the ripped arms! He's just "waiting for adventure" as it clearly states. It's perfect!
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Old May 21st, 2004, 10:59 AM       
I don't get it either. The first one is cool, though.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 11:00 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 11:05 AM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 01:01 PM       
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:08 PM       
that guy is the greatest artist ever.....the Dreamer rules.....
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:28 PM       
Seriously. That guys whole portfolio rocks. If I had the money I'd buy some shit. Him and Miguel Calderon - the guy whose oil paintings were featured in the Royal Tenebaums.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:49 PM       
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Why does Walken look like he's wearing a diaper?
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Old May 21st, 2004, 02:57 PM       
this guy is awesome... apparently he's the one who did the law and order coloring book?

I'm definitely gonna buy some posters.... probably elysium, the colors are great and mr. t rules... the one with michael landon and the squid is awesome as well.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:02 PM       
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It's fucking John Tesh looking like a badass. Look at that tattoo and the ripped arms! He's just "waiting for adventure" as it clearly states. It's perfect!
I had no idea looking like a badass was so easy.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:05 PM       
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Why does Walken look like he's wearing a diaper?
It's a jacket tied around his waist, douchebag.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:09 PM       
Despite the entropic effect he has on the board, James is soooo cool when he's stoic.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM       
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It's a jacket tied around his waist, douchebag.
It completely blends and becomes part of his pants. And he also looks a bit frumpy in the tummy region. This is a disgrace to Walken, and I demand this painting be put into a gas chamber and then burned.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:18 PM       
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It completely blends and becomes part of his pants. And he also looks a bit frumpy in the tummy region. This is a disgrace to Walken, and I demand this painting be put into a gas chamber and then burned.

Isn't that just a ''tad'' to harsh? :/
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:24 PM       
It's more offensive to Walken than Archie Bunker was to Mexicans. And I just can't forgive the frail and bloated portrayal of Walken. He should be represented as an Adonis. A God among men. He should be summoning the depths of hell and unleashing blasts of lightning from his nipples. THAT'S the Walken I know and love.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:27 PM       
Walken must be making the robot' run on Tab, because there's no way he would be drinking it...
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:28 PM       
the fact that he's building a robot is cool enough in my book
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Old May 21st, 2004, 03:56 PM       
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The 1st one is cool on account of megatron, but the second I just don't get.
Megatron?
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Old May 21st, 2004, 04:06 PM       
I like them a lot but, somehow, the shadowing seems off in parts of them. I can't put my finger on how, exactly, but it's distracting.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 04:29 PM       
I'm seriously considering buying a print of the Michael Landon one.
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Old May 21st, 2004, 05:24 PM       
i think he has john tesh dressed as johnny knoxville, isn't that the jacket he always wears? and the big ass belt buckle?
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Old May 21st, 2004, 09:05 PM       
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