This is sad.
I thought OAO was a character because of this thread, but I don't think anyone would go to the trouble of sounding like such a douche just to be ridiculed.
If you are truly a flesh and blood pseudo-boy fag monster, then I also suggest that you stop asking people online about love related questions. You may have the vocabulary of a 15 year old with a working knowledge of those all too annoying "quarter-words", but you definitely have some growing up to do mentally and socially. If simple interactions with members of the opposite sex are such a quandry to you then perhaps you should start slow. Maybe
talk to the girls themselves. Just be confident and fuck with them. And if they laugh don't cry. It gives you zits and makes you eat more. Fatty.