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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:05 AM        My virginity
Yes, that's right ladies! It's up for grabs! I'd post a picture of the item I'm selling, but Mock would ban me!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 01:51 PM       
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 07:21 PM       
Sorry, no guys allowed on this one. I figure after I sell this item, I can come back later and sell my anal virginity and make twice the profit.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 07:23 PM        Re: My virginity
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Yes, that's right ladies! It's up for grabs! I'd post a picture of the item I'm selling, but Mock would ban me!
How can I ban you for posting a 1 pixel by 1 pixel image?

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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 09:12 PM       
WHY I OUGHTTA
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 10:51 PM       
how about some left over chinese food and half a bottle of coke. That's all I have right now.
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Old Mar 6th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
SOLD!
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Old Mar 7th, 2003, 08:36 PM       
So I was really hungry last night and I ate the chinese food and drank the soda. :/
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Old Mar 13th, 2003, 08:01 PM       
Doesn't matter. SOLD!
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Old Mar 24th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
so really its not for sale, its the first girl that says yes :?
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 04:25 PM       
It is obviosly a joke.
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Old Mar 26th, 2003, 05:24 PM       
i was joking too ... :/
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 01:04 AM       
Unfourtunately he wasn't

I saw him put back his checkbook after proto said sold
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 02:08 PM       
How do we know that we aren't bidding on a defective virginity?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
What would you do with two anyway?
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Old Apr 6th, 2003, 10:22 PM       
ive read this thread about 5 times and havent posted anything
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