I just listened to the song and I'm now fully convinced that Jonny Cash is a reincarnation of some now unworshipped god.
A little cheesy how he cahnged "crown of shit" into "crown of thorns", but at least he's not doing something knock-offish like "crown of doodey". "Thorns" is actually kind of poetic.
Now he definetly has to do the entire album.