IM AM 42 NOW. BOW DOWN TO ANCIENT ONE.

[mburbank]

I've been grunting at the urinal since you were in chimp diapers, chimp. And I have a very healthy attitude about the grim reaper.

Actuarily, I'm in the 'suddenly dropped dead' zone on the chart. I'm not in serious statistical danger but I have entered an area of the random algorythmn which accounts for people who just suddenlyt die of stroke or heart attack. Woemn get a few years longer before they get there, but me? I am there and LIKING IT! Everything is sweeter knowing that at any moment I go die. At 42, life becomes an extreme sport, and it only get extremer! Bring it on death! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN YOU... You know what I'm kind of out of breath here. Maybe it's because I still have a glue hangover from my birthday, or maybe it's because I'm still all sore from hiding out under the kitchen sink, which is the best ever hiding place for huffing glue.