I need new friends

[McMock]

You want this thread? What for? So you can make some more of those 'hey, guess what... I have no friends - PSYCHE! I HAVE SOME ANYWAY!' jokes? What do they call that these days? What's the punchline to that? That for one second there, somebody else was even more ignorant than you were? No. You don't get this thread back.

Maybe you could start a better one. Maybe you could do an asl one. I'll bet that'd be cool. All you friends will love that. OH WAIT YOU JUST MAKED THE JOKE THAT YOU HAVED NO FRIENDS LOLROFTL!