Jason X

[bigtimecow]

okay, just to get this out of the way, the movie sucked and everyone knows that. but there were some pretty sweet ass parts in it.

pro's

• jason takes a girl by her head, freezes it, and then smashes her entire face into slush
  there are 2 chicks that want to have premarratal sex with him
  he beats one of the chicks inside the sleeping bag by smashing the other chick in the sleeping bag against her
  then he slams the chick against the cabin

cons:

• when he comes back, can anyone say "Shredder"?
  and everything else in the movie

any thoughts? :/[/list]

[CastroMotorOil]

thank you for "getting this out of the way" for the 5th goddamn time


And for the fucking record Jason X was an amazing movie

[bigtimecow]

are you serious?

[timrpgland]

I laughed through the whole movie. classic

best part was at the end when they ride Jason who is crashing down like a meteor. hilarious.