Would you do this?

[the[Hitman]]

Originally Posted by maggiekarp

My mom said that that surgery makes the penis longer, but it won't stand up anymore after that :/

why the hell are you talking to your mom about penis' in the first place?

Originally Posted by Tonberry

TONBERRY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SEE THE PENIS THAT IS VISIBLE IS ACTUALLY ONLY HALF OF YOUR PENIS. YOUR PENIS ACTUALLY CONTINUES INSIDE OF YOU. WHAT THEY DO IS THEY SEVER A TENDON AT THE BASE OF YOUR PENIS THEN PULL IT OUT. THEN THEY GRAFT SKIN ONTO IT. ITS EXTREAMLY RISKY AND EXTREAMLY EXPENSIVE. YOUR BEST BET WOULD BE PILLS.

TONBERRY KNOWS A LOT OF USELESS STUFF

does tonberry know how to fuck off and die?