DELETING PORN

[Helm]

I meant that we wouldn't be surpised if HB didn't post here again because the feds got her, following that other joke and then Jamesman rushed in to make an ass of himself.

[James]

True. :/

Still, I don't remember this Hugh person. Is she one of those mock veterans that ends up sticking her nose back in once every couple of months? Because I THINK I know who she is, but then I don't know, because there are plenty of people who I don't really bother to keep track of.

And just because she's been around for a long time DOESN'T mean I need to overlook the fact that she's shrieking over one porn file on her computer, like someone's shoving a Poo Stick in her face.

[Helm]

That could be what the porn was about. Someone shoving a poo stick in her face. I'd get rid of THAT as thoroughly as I could if I were her.

[James]

I'd only get rid of it if the person using the Poo Stick didn't make the other person say "You're my momma," and make them dance.

Still, even if that was a porn file, it's nowhere near as bad as some of the things I've seen. For example, did you know that baby-to-be goes great with a cantelope?

[Helm]

My point was that half the stuff you don't find offensive as far as porn goes, would be pretty much a big problem to have on your hard drive if you featured in them. Maybe the porn HB is trying to make go away has her in it!




...and now I'm sure you want it.

[James]

YOU SO SILLY

Edit: I did some quick reseach on the old boards, and discovered I was right. Hugh = old person who rarely posted. So it's forgivable that I don't remember her worth a damn.

So, let's start things off right:

Hello Hugh. My name is James. You have a man name for your user name.

[sadie]

[n00bward]

Ok computer geek checking in here. If you delete it and can't find it yourself but are worrying about it still being there then try to look it up in the "find file" program that's in windows if you can't find it in there or the link to the file within the program is invalid/corrupt then you most likely have nothing to worry about. Otherwise if you do find it and don't want it delete all refrences to it that you find. That should about do it.

[Anonymous]

Yes, only the true 'geek elite' know of the fabled 'find' tool.

[whoreable]

POO STICKS ARE FOR SELF DEFENSE NOT PORNOGRAPHY

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Yes, only the true 'geek elite' know of the fabled 'find' tool.

It's such a huge secret that Microsoft had to change the name in Win2k from 'find' to 'search'.

[n00bward]

I wasn't trying to say that I was an "elite geek" as you call it by answering the question in that manner. I just for some reason have developed the habit of saying "Ok computer geek checking in here" and variations of that statement when answering computer related questions......

[Helm]

...and it also has a number of diversiory safeguards put in there in case someone clicks on it by mistake, like a Search for WHAT, and WHERE and a little cartoony wizard. It takes an ELITE user to make his way around a file search indeed...

[MrAdventure]

SECRET MS-DOS COMMANDS

MEANS NOT YOUR AVERAGE USER

WHO NEEDS A GUI?

[whoreable]

MS-DOS??? GUI??? COMMANDS??? AVERAGE?? COULD YOU PLEASE TRY TO STOP WITH THE TECHNICAL TALK HERE?? SOME OF US ARENT TOTAL COMPUTER NERDS

[Helm]

Deltree C bad idea
Geek haiku poetry
Good idea

[Anonymous]

That isn't even close to a haiku

[MrAdventure]

5-7-5 IS OVERRATED

[Helm]

the westerner ape
adheres to hollow rules
the free spirit soars

[FS]

Destroy this mad brute
Apes fight you with culture
Militarism?

[Ninjavenom]

You scream in terror
Horror cannot be killed
Call Collect Now

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY JAMESMAN I HEARD THAT HUGH IS VERY PRETTY, TIME TO KISS HER ASS LIKE YOU DO WITH ALL THA PRETTY PRETTIES

[James]

Jixby, I love you and wanna have your manbabies and all, but you gotta get with the times. The whole "Jamesman loves all the ladies" thing is almost a year old.

[Jixby Phillips]

WHY DON'T WE WINK SOME MORE SO WE DON'T HAVE ANY REAL PROBLEMS!!

[James]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA!