President Ronald Reagan dies at age 93

[McClain]

Huond, Dude... Calm down. You're going to put some of the current board blowhards out of employment with that brand of dictum. You're just proving me right.

And as for Reagan, I don't give two shits about whatever escapades are made of his death. I expect it on this board. I'd just appreciate if they were funny. Like, "His best movie yet will be his appearance in Faces of Death," or

Ronald sits down in the doctors room and notices a frown on the doc's face. "Some bad news, I'm afraid. I'm sorry but you have a brain tumor and only have 3 months to live," said the doctor.
Ronald is devastated. "Is there more, doctor?"
"Yes, I'm afraid there is," replies the doctor. "You have Alzheimer's."
Ronald's face lights up. "Thank God! I was sure I had a brain tumor!"