gayest villain

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You tough guys don't know the meaning of the word "pansy" you amateurs. Is Kefka the best you could do? That comes to mind immediately??
Look here, and you will know just how deep this man-vagina goes.

Alfred Ashford from RE:CV is a mighty titan of elegant hand gestures and excessive hip movement, easily crushing the competition. Besides making up for his lost sister by dressing up as her (and doing a perfect imitation of her voice I might add) he breaks the boundaries of what video game girlie men are. If it wasn't for his insanity which drives him to work it like he does by taunting his enemies just before he shot them from 40ft away, he would constantly be flailing his arms, running in terror from anything that moved, screaming like a banshee. Now if you can take your eyes off his sexily over-snug velvet suit, you would notice that his face even looks like a girl; and it isn't just his too-short lesbo haircut that does it either: this man loves to groom. And even you all can agree if you saw him, that he can pretty himself up unsuprisingly well.
It is still fun to sneak into his playroom and have fun with his toys.