Starting band

[Ninjavenom]

-All names must contain something of or to do with a bodily orifice.
-Swear words are to be used to link all nouns and adjectives.
-Your first song MUST be a Maiden cover. NO EXCEPTIONS.
-No one cares about drums, just steal beats from Metallica songs. No one will know.
-Cover top 40 hits, it's always hilarious.
-Album art must be deep and meaningful, with thought out photos of your band posing in their most metal manners.
-Long hair is out. Short hair is in.
-You cannot listen to anything made after 1989, no exceptions.