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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 10:11 AM        I got hypnonotisisiseded
My best friend bought me a stop-smoking hypnosis session for my birthday and I did it yesterday. It was strange and normal at the same time....I still dont know if I actually was hypnotised, but the guy made lots of really cool (and thoroughly unpleasant) analogies about smoking that have put me off big time even if nothing else has (cant be arsed to go into it here...it involved hospitals, envelopes, and all my friends). The only part where I did feel hypnotised was when he told me I couldnt open my eyes, and it was true. I had to stop myself from laughing at a couple of things he said later on though, which makes me think I wasnt 'under'.We actually just talked about smoking and why I smoke for about an hour and a half. That was more therapeutic than the hypno methinks. It was quite confessional in a way.Lets hope it works. so far so good...
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
No Sam! Those tapes are a joke! You'll soon find yourself at the mercy of an electrical wall-outlet rapefest. He's putting these thoughts into your head.
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 10:39 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 11:37 AM       
Good luck Sam, old chap!
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 11:59 AM       
I'm pretty sure those things dont work
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 12:13 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 02:41 PM       
Which are English slang for cigarettes. See how everything completes the circle. Karma, baby!
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 06:08 PM       
I hate reading this shit on the web, cuz it reminds me that I havent' had a smoke lately, and I'm trying to CUT BACK>

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Old Jun 16th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
Hypnotism works if you want it to work. I don't know about how it would work with a tape, but if the premise remains largely the same as with a person and the subject is willing then I don't see why it wouldn't.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 03:21 AM       
Um...it was a bloke, not a tape. 40 hours without so far. Grumpy, but good!
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 04:57 AM       
heres a pic of a cancerous lung, in case you get discouraged!

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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 05:05 AM       
A regular lung is just as disgusting, only not as depressed.
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 05:08 AM       
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Osteoporous enzymes release deadly secretions
As the clotted parasites devour the excretion
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Old Jun 18th, 2004, 11:00 AM       
I'd always wondered about using hypnosis to combat behavioral and lifestyle issues I have (drinking to relieve anxiety, etc.) I'd love to give it a go - I'd prefer if it was covered by my insurance, but to be honest, I'd pay out of pocket for a chance that it might do me even a little bit of good.

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 10:52 AM       
Nearly a week, and I aint smoked nuffink. BLINDER
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 12:44 PM       
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Nearly a week, and I aint smoked nuffink. BLINDER
awesome, Sam....keep it up!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 11:48 PM       
yay for dole. i quit back in december 'cause of the baby and all, and i'm not wanting to ever start again. i think it'll help that my bfriend has now quit, too.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 01:07 PM       
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heres a pic of a cancerous lung, in case you get discouraged!

YES!!! That is EXACTLY what I wanted to see. Don't post that kind of shit.
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Old Jun 24th, 2004, 10:17 AM        Ummm
It's not even human. And it looks mighty tasty too.
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