"THE SHAKING OF I-MOCKERY'S VERY FOUNDATION"

[Anonymous]

Not to mention that none of the other people who got banned did it for the same reason as Crunch, which makes his big sassy internet martyrdom pointless. Most of them just wanted to leave for a while and for some reason didn't have the willpower to do it on their own.

Again you spicy dickbabies, no-one with the ability here even needs to have a reason for why they banned you. This isn't a government-regulated public park. And since you knew you were doing stuff you could be banned for, why are you acting surprised now that it's happened? Would you be equally off your guard when being arrested for raping someone in the west wing of a police station, given that sometimes cases go unseen? The 'Rules and Guidelines' are just common sense; Don't be a fucking moron and you've already covered your case.

In that same vein, some people that are just generally annoying DO get banned. klownboy and peewee were the last two. People like Max don't get banned because he largely keeps his bullshit to one thread, created by him, that you bitchy babies chose to post in and get irritated by. He isn't forcing you to read about him, and he isn't preventing anyone from fulfilling whatever caliber of joy they experience from regularly wasting time here.

I'm pretty sure this is my last post for this thread. I think I'll opt out of the Crunch way of handling things, and refrain from pretending I'm in Braveheart to announce my departure.