"Sex Toys" by George

[Command Prompt]

Yeah, I remember my computer based training at Wal-Mart too. I found it really helpful, because, I mean, we've all had jobs where you weren't quite sure if you should bleed on the merchandise or not when you cut yourself or if its safe to leave ladders in the middle of the aisle.

My favorite part of the job had to be being asked where layaway was about 50 times a minute, when all you had to do was tilt your fucking head just slightly up and notice about 15 fucking signs that were readable from a mile away that pointed you there. And WHY is there layway at Walmart anyway? How broke are the people that shop there? You can buy a 32 inch TV at that fucking store for less than 100 dollars. Shit, you could furnish your whole apartment on one paycheck, and a house on two.

You should thank god you're working the nightshift.