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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 10:00 AM       
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Can we get back to Jon Peters already? I want to hear his ideas on remakes of other movies.

King Kong:

-King Kong should not actually be gigantic, just really tall, like regular gorillas.
-At one point he should rampage through an ice cream bar and the clerk WOULDN'T NOTICE he's a gorilla and he'd just sell him ice cream.
-The voice of King Kong's inner monologue should be done by Cuba Gooding Jr. (because he has INNER POWER)
-King Kong's partner would be a gay chimp.
-King Kong fights crime in the future.
-He can fly. In a really cool car that wears a leather coat, and is gay.
-At one point, King Kong has gay sex.
-Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay.
- King Kong should not be a gorilla at all, but a mandrill, the most vicious killers in the primate kingdom.
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