We Need a New Idiot

[Stabby]

Not bad Mad Max, but it was a little TOO well worded. That was kind of the cock-sure redblooded patriot character, the brainwashed conservative idiot is a bit different. You need to come accross as if you've been hit over the head with a bag of rocks. Remember: you are confused and frightened by the world and the people in it, and you release this confusion as baseless, poorly worded attacks agaisnt the "enemy" (liberals, because that's what you've been told) and you fester a clingy, foolish trust in your God-like president, all criticism must be met by you covering your ears with your hands and shouting "no. no. no. no."