I saved a b irdy

[kahljorn]

It's a little thi ng... my cat was going to kill it. Now we're trying to feed it and keep it alive. HOW DO YOU KEEP TINY BIRDS ALIVE?

[da blob]

first you need to identify the species to know what to feed it - insects or seeds. Then a bird will die if left too many hours without eating. at the begining water + honey is great when they're too scared to eat.

But then most of the time they die, anyway.

[FartinMowler]

I saved a duck and it's chicks today :/ the mother was stuck behind a chain link fence and the babies where on the other side so I grabbed it by the neck and threw it over

[Mockery]

I demand pictures! :o

And if you're worried about the health of the bird, take it to the vet.

[Drev]

where the hell is Jenette X when you need her? :<

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

I saved a duck and it's chicks today :/ the mother was stuck behind a chain link fence and the babies where on the other side so I grabbed it by the neck and threw it over

Kind like how you grab you wife by the neck and throw her down the stairs?

[Mike]

Make sure you keep it in a large closed box (like a cardboard moving box). It will relax in the dark and if the box is big enough it won't freak out from claustrophobia.

Check to see if there is a Wildlife Rescue place nearby. That's where we always take scared or injured birds.

[FartinMowler]

Kind like how you grab you wife by the neck and throw her down the stairs?

:/ I don't find this funny. I've been here for a while and I still get the same violent crap thrown at me about my wife or kids. Grow up Matt Harty, your not funny.

[Matt Harty]

Now I feel bad.

[Matt Harty]

Fartin do you wanna talk about it in a PM? :/

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I didn't know it was possible.

Dude seriously im sorry say something.

[GADZOOKS]

I guess we all learned a lesson today, right guys?

[Matt Harty]

EVERYTHINGS A JOKE TO YOU

[GADZOOKS]

thats right matthew, the lesson was believe it or not, fartinmowler has buttons like the rest of us, if you keep touch on those subjects, you might just push it.

That's all for today, kids, see yah next week!

[Matt Harty]

dude if i made him cry im never goin to 4give myself

[GADZOOKS]

Mowler & Matt, where family really does matter!

[Matt Harty]

GADZOOKS NEVER MADE ME LOL BEFORE

[FartinMowler]

Ya, me too :/

[Matt Harty]

fartin lets hug :I

[FartinMowler]

Yeah whatever :/ you can kiss my dog's ass too.

[GADZOOKS]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[GADZOOKS]

(Applause)

(Cue Credit music)

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Yeah whatever :/ you can kiss my dog's ass too.

:HUG

[GADZOOKS]

(cue credits)

Produced by
David Tandy

Directed by
Paul Conroy

[kahljorn]

my grandma gave the bird to my crazy aunt :O Stupid family. I'll get a picture if i can still... it's tiny, and brown, and has little striped feathers. He's so tiny though... can't even fly yet... just hops around.

[FS]

I've almost saved many small animals from my cats :/