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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 08:29 PM        sex dreams again
I just remembered a dream I used to have - having sex with my older sister. Which would be lesbian sex, for I am of the female kind (for those who don't know). But then these dreams used to be so vivid, that sometimes I wasn't sure whether they were DREAMS or MEMORIES.
Does it ever happen to other people ? Should I be locked up right now ?




Oh and unleash your lesbian fantasies as much as you want, I don't care, I'm off to bed. And FYI I have never had any lesbo sex / relationship, and never been attracted to it at all (yuck).
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 08:42 PM       
You know, I had the same dream a few days ago, except I was watching you two.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:02 PM       
one should never be penalized for her dreams.
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:09 PM       
penalized heheheheh
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:32 PM       
No willie, it was a lesbian dream.

Once i dreamt I was a eskimo, doesn't mean I am a eskimo.

I wish I was
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 10:53 PM       
gadzooks is that a frank zappa reference
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Old Jul 13th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 01:35 AM       
don't you eat that yellow snow
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 01:41 AM       


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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 01:41 AM       
sorry for hijacking the thread you guys
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 01:43 AM       
BACK TO THE LESBIAN SISTERS.

Sounds like a lifetime movie, only without the beatings.
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 02:04 AM       
I just have to mention Lotida in this thread, then I'm off.
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 03:06 AM       
that's a really gross dream series. But, I once heard this doctor on a talk radio show say that if you dream about sexing a same-sex family member, it means you're sexually attracted to yourself.

But then ... I have no idea what being sexually attracted to yourself says about your mental stability.
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
wonder what it says about people have insanely violent dreams like me...
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
it means you hate yourself cause your mommy never hugged you as a baby.
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
Does masturbating make you gay? :o
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Old Jul 14th, 2004, 09:38 PM       
Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

Try Fruedian dream analysis if you really want to get to the bottom of things. I'm good at some analysis, but none sex related.
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Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 03:40 AM       
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Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

Try Fruedian dream analysis if you really want to get to the bottom of things. I'm good at some analysis, but none sex related.
Well I had a dream last night that I was a lose cannon cop on the edge and Queen Latifah was an escaped convict who fought demons and we had to join up forces to fight the evil demon Demongo. I learned all about Quanza and Africa and Queen Latifahs old sitcom, Living Single. It was a great dream until my head was cut off by Demongo and while he was doing it I started babbling about accountents and gay people and then when my head hit the ground the dream ended just like an episode of Buffy the Vampire slayer. Then I woke up and rolled over and took a big dump on my pillow and then learned my father had contracted AIDs from a homosexuil afair with Bobet Saget and then I really woke up.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 07:14 AM       
So being sexually attracted to oneself is weird. You think.
I thought it was pretty standard procedure for a healthy sexual life.


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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 07:25 AM       
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...unless you're willing to share pictures.
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
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Old Jul 15th, 2004, 09:36 PM       
King Hadas: Judging by your dream and your explicit memory thereof, I would say that you were only in the first state of sleep and were reliving things you had seen earlier that day mixed with insanely paranoid attention to detail. Or you made the story up.

You need to calm down or get a better sense of humor (not implying that mines too great either).
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