A request to mubert

[Mike]

See mubert, it works like this here. A little lesson I learned from Marty Farty. If you put yer hand in a lawnmower you can't get mad if somethin happens to yer hand. Now if you don't want to learn yer lesson 'aforehand, then you'll do like you done here and be like walkin into a lawnmower store an' stickin yer hand in every mower that ya see, and then gettin mad cuz the people that's sellin the mowers dun like that too much. And then when they say "hey son will ya cut that out?" And you says "no! I don't care what you think! I'm gonna keep stickin my hand in there till I get banned from the store" er somethin like that, see. That's not so great an' really you look like a some kinda idiot there.