Penis shrinking and going bald during conference calls?

[DonkeyMolester]

That´s one ugly looking little bastard you got there Waste.

Psst, you should have made him angry instead...kind of reflects the 'seriousness in the situation' better methinks.

I mean, if I was a bald penis I would be fucking mad, no point in 'running' around crying and looking sad IMO, that wont help anything.