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Old Mar 12th, 2003, 12:57 AM        RETARDED PEOPLE- My visionary Darkness submission
Well, I need to vent. First of all, this site rules all....


I CANNOT STAND PEOPLE! PERIOD!

They seem to spew shit from there mouth faster than a horse shits....and people, you know that horses shit alot. They can't seem to mind their own buisness!!! All I hear is:

"Im going out with Mr.X but i am secretly fucking Mr. Y on the side"

I could care less....

"I dont think John loves me anymore"

Get a dildo....or better yet go on a suicidal rampage...

"I think im gay."

Ok, now im gonna shoot you........

People don't get it. No one really cares what you think, or whether John doesn't love you. Wake up. All anyone ever cares about any more is themselves. Seriously. Everyone has become selfish bastards. Oh you may think your doing a good deed by donating $1 a month to some poor ass African boy, but really your doing it because you don't want feel guilty, therefore making it even more selfish......how bout instead of paying off some company so they can laugh their asses off that they're getting money from poor suckers like you, you actually go to Africa and help people if your feeling that guilty.

Well enough of that, i hate one thing even more. People who put up dumb quotes on their profiles or who attach gay signatures that contain dumb quotes such as:

"Smoke a smoke not a butt....Fuck a virgin not a slut."
Honestly, does that really matter anymore? Everyone will have AIDS by the year 2010 anyway, so get used to it.


well thats all I got....but what I hate even more is gay handles and MSN sign in names such as (Dumbass friends on my contact list):

"Rock Rock to the beat y'all"

This guy is a moron....

"Da Funk 101"

Ok that just sucks ass

"GigglyPuff03"

Ok do I even need to explain how gay that is?

"go to hell, you dumb selfish perverted asshole"

Ok thats mine, and you must admit that that one rules.....



Nuff of that......what else can I rant about........oh yes!

GEORGE "Dubhya" BUSH !

This guy is a complete moron.....i swear he must be the biggest retard on the face of the planet. He is so apt on killing one figurehead. My god, i swear he will make the human race extinct....i mean this guy controls tons of nucular missles, and hes telling a small little country to disarm because they are a potential terror threat? Comon, Dubhya, pick on someone your own size. Its like saying that Canada has the most elite Army in the world! ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.....ok that made no sense....and now im tired.......

COMMENTS? SUGGESTIONS? QUESTIONS? QUERIES? I DONT CARE

ALL MESSAGES WILL BE SCOWLED AND THEN LAUGHED AT

Take care,
CYNICALDAVE
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