Using a system similar to Chojin's because I don't understand the other.
Strength: 3
Perception: 2
Endurance: 6
Charisma: 6
Intelligence: 8
Agility: 7
Luck: 5
Asshole: 4
(41 points total)
POWERS:
- caffeine/sugar overdrive: +2 strength, +1 endurance
- seething rage: +1 strength, +2 endurance
- drawing: +2 charisma if opponent can draw not as good
- debating: +1 intelligence after debate is over, +2 perception during debate
WEAKNESSES:
- weight: -1 strength if oponent is heavier
- internet sarcasm: -4 charisma if not detected
- overwhelming: -1 for all stats if faced with four or more opponents with less than 6 intelligence and/or more than 5 asshole stats