What do girls look for in guys?

[Skulhedface]

Originally Posted by rook

play the guitar. girls will fuck any guy with a guitar. back in college, the dweebiest guys were flocked with hot chicks b/c they could play the opening riff of sweet child o' mine.

I have it on great authority that this is not true.

For God's sakes, I'm a tattoo artist in a band that have a median average of 17 years musical experience per instrument and I STILL don't get chicks. And yes, I can play Sweet Child O Mine the whole way through, but why would I want to?

I suck. Leave me alone.