What do girls look for in guys?

[Matt Harty]

Girls want so many things just so they have something to brag about to friends.

Because all girls are so needy and burst in on each others business, your gf will be bombarded with questions like "how often does he call?", "where has he brought you lately?" "blah blah blah does he do this does he do that?"

So obviously girls with less friends are less needy, probably ugly, and expect less since they've probably had few bf's.

Accordingly a majority of you guys will never have a gf.


Now go ahead and tell me that i'm wrong because the truth hurts so much.