My Cock Is Bigger In Texas

[McClain]

Just moved to Fort Worth. It's nice so far. People are friendly and polite. Please and Thank You. Waves on the road and holding doors. This is quite the opposite of life in Southern Califlakia. Fuck You and Middle Finger. Left Wing Liberal Tree Hugging Surfer Hippies cutting me off on one of 14 billion congested freeways.

The weather in Texas is a bit hot for my liking, but I'll get used to it. Or maybe not. I'm only here for a year at the moment.