Biography by Fartinmowler

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Dablob grew up in the small french village of manque d'hygiène attending the all girls school of filles avec les doigts smelly. Unfortunatly for Dablob she was acused of sexual impropriety by some of the school girls and was expelled. Dablob's family hired a famous lawyer that defended Gérard Depardieu in a case of a photographer accusing him of pushing him down a flight of stairs with his nose. The lawyer for Dablob fought back saying that the white foriegn fluid on Ms.Dablob's nose was not Semen and was in fact Grey Poupon mustard, but the case was thrown out. Dablob now lives on a farm finding Truffles. The farmer that hired her has said "she's améliorent qu'un porc, et mon épouse est fanatiquee d'elle".

Next week the Harrowing story of ArrowX...A boy who had a freak accident losing his groin standing too close to farm equipment and the doctor who used sheep parts to re-construct it, only to put it on upside down and backwards.


:/ I was bored today...so sue me.
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