Help! Mom! There are liberals under my bed!

[kahljorn]

One boy with the simple wish of wanting to change his clothes when a strange thing happens....

His wish gets stuck in conservo land!

"Help! Mom! Rush limbaughs under my bed! A small lesson in liberalism" is a wonderful way to teach children the valuable lessons of liberalism. In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy on his quest to change out of his dirty clothes and get a nice new pair. As his dream gets stuck in Conservo land, Tommy's closet is hit with many obstacles.

Conservo's keep appearing from behind the clothes stores, ordering him to wear a shirt and tie, referrencing his bad clothing problem with the falling taxes on lemonade stands and saying how much better it'd be if it were only under corporate control, forcing him to walk around with a picture of jesus tattooed on his ass, ordering them to hand out a bag of, "bush brand cocaine" at every clothing store along with a proposition of corporate war if they don't hand their companies over to God(for the good of the clothing industry, of course).

Law after Law finally has poor tommy wearing scale male, with an animal fur leotard underneath.