Your best pick up lines.

[ThisIsWitty]

Originally Posted by Helm

You know that's not the best way to approach people that want to stab you to death with a nailfile? The 'direct approach'? Liking yourself, liking what you do that whole self-empowering, self-employed, may I take your order stance you know? You know I fucking hate you? Well I fucking hate you. And that cunt Maria Angelou, fuck that bitch too. I can picture you, sitting on your ice-cream stained chrome couch feeling out your genital warts, wondering if you're going to need surgery for that too and what if maybe, wait, great idea! maria angelou would be proud! could you perhaps use the extra boob skin to cover some of that mess up? Hah, I'd take your eye out and you wouldn't even notice, perhaps just a bit wondering why jerry springer looks somewhat slimmer now, you knoooowww? Deal with it? I'm dealing with it, I'm fucking dealing with it your whore. I'm dealing with you. I'm going to kill you.

HOLY SHIT, DOES THAT REALLY GET CHICKS HOT FOR YOU?

Originally Posted by FS

I'M SO WASTED, I'M SO WASTED

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Druids! :-(