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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:28 PM        Re: My father is insane
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Today, I saw a half-filled carton of chocolate milk in the fridge, and poured myself a glass. I noticed immediately it was rather thick, though the expiration date was next year, and that it smelled sour. When my dad came home I asked him where it came from - he told me he found it lying somewhere around the grocery store, and meant to see if it was still drinkable.
By "found" does he mean that he bought it or stole it off the floor of the store? (Heh, floor and store ryme!) And, thats fucking gross. I think you should steal all his money and do ALL of the shopping from now on. Especially food shopping. :: Thinking about the time I drank Nes Quik that expired a month ago. Shudder ::
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