return of the jedi

[mburbank]

I may be older and funnier than everyone!! Old in spirit anyway. And grumpy and incontinent.

On the other hand some of you have been here longer than I have. Of the vets listed by Cherry, I think George is the only one I actually predate. It just seems like I've been here a really long time. That's what eeveryone says, everywhere I go. I swear, my wife says we've been married so long she's sure she'll die soon, but it's really only been ten years.

You, for instance, Mr. Dole, were on sebatical when I first came. People spoke of you as elderly but you're not as old as me. I'm quite the strippling here in the exhibits department. And when I sneak into nursing homes to torment residents and then claim to be grandchildren they don't recognize and go on a crying jag when they complain I lifted up their johnies nd pinched their withered bits I seem like a real youngster. It's all relative.