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hawaiian mage · #1

You're going to reply to this post.

Seven Force · #2

Nah, I will. I'm bored.

Hi there.

Supafly345 · #3

It is pathetic when you are so unfunny you are forced to copy Mad Max, especially when referring to him.

Guitar Woman · #4

THIS is how you try to get mad max to talk to you.
Mad max you are the faggiest fucktard that ever defiled the face of the planet. And also I fuck your mother on a regular basis you boss sucking shithead

dead_pigeon · #5

WOW THAT GOT HIM!!!
LOOK AT HIM REPLYING WITH RAGE!!!

mubert · #6

FS · #7

God, I hate most of you.

dead_pigeon · #8

Most?
Who exactly don't you hate?
I hate all of you! Especially me!

ziggytrix · #9

HM, this is NO way to get your post count up. :P

hawaiian mage · #10

Given that a day has passed and Mad Max has responded to other posts while, interestingly enough, remaining clear of this particular thread, I can make one of two assumptions.

1) Mad Max did not see this post.

2) Mad Max saw that he would look foolish if he actually responded to this thread.

Although the first possibility can not be completely ruled out, I feel that the second possibility is immensely more likely to be the case that manifested itself in reality.

Conclusion? Mad Max cares about how he appears in front of the other members of this message board, despite his claims toward the opposite.

One possible loop hole would be that "this post did not fascinate him enough to respond," and so the only reason he did not respond was because it seemed only inane to do so. Keeping in line that Mad Max cares about his social standing, it is probable that he will fall back on an excuse such as this to explain his behavior. Or continue to sensibly ignore this discussion.

To you other faggots who responded: your dads all fucked each other's moms and your moms liked it, even more considering they were paid for it.

That is all.

FS · #11

Mad Max seems to have been trying to become a 'normal' poster recently, but still likes his niche too much to permanently leave it.

hawaiian mage · #12

If he wants to stop saying stupid shit all the time, I'd be ready to forgive him for saying stupid shit all the time. I know he has the capacity to not say stupid shit all the time. He should stop saying stupid shit all the time.

Supafly345 · #13

Your logic is well thought out hawaiian mage: "Mad Max has replied to other posts before, therefore, him not posting in this one must mean he is avoiding all but this thread. This proves many faults in his character." That's the same logic I use to explain why certain women won't have sex with me when I offer a cordial fuck in the lavatory, even though I know they have had sex with other men before.

Anonymous · #14

You probably forgot to extend an RSVP.

Speaking of which, I don't remember what that means, but I think it's in french. So, to translate:

You probably forgot to extend a FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM FREEDOM.

ziggytrix · #15

respondais si vous plais?

i can't spell in french anymore, but it means please respond - i think.

sorry, i know you don't care, bt my brain is full of useless trivia and if i don't let it out in little dribbles like this, it could explode.

kellychaos · #16

Respondez s'il vous plait. My useless trivia is also at maximum density.

hawaiian mage · #17

I didn't prove any faults in his character. In fact, what I mostly deducted was that he wasn't a character at all.

Just a human with human motives like the rest of us.

"I don't care what you people think about me" isn't a view most people actually hold. Psychopaths, maybe, but not Mad Max. Deep down, he wants to have some form of respect.

kellychaos · #18

Quote:

mage ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mj)
n.
A magician or sorcerer.

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[From Middle English mages, magicians, variant of magi. See magus.]

hawaiian mage · #19

...

...Yeah?

FS · #20

You know what's great? This is the only Mad Max-proof topic on the board.

Anonymous · #21

I don't think that's so great at all.

kellychaos · #22

I think it's quite appropriate that you give him a whole thread to talk about himself and he has nothing to say.

kahljorn · #23

All you have to do is pretend like you're actually interested in talking with him, and he'll go away. BY GEORGE, ITS LIKE SOME KIND OF REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.