My father is insane

[McClain]

I understand what you're thinking. When I first had I didn't know what was inside. I ate it on a sammich and thought, "Damn this is good." Acutally I probably didn't think the word damn because I was only 8. Golly is probably more accurate.
Anyway. It wasn't until after I devoured the shit that I found out what it was composed of. I was STUNNED. STUNNED.
Try it. Seriously. Not too much mayo. Just a bit to smooth it out. And the relish sounds bad, but it gives it a nice texture. More of a "juicy" crunch, ya' know? But it has to be chocolate creme drops. NOTHING ELSE WILL DO! And you'll have to chop them up because they're usually bigger than a hershey's kiss.

I'll probably get killed for sharing the recipe.