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Originally Posted by Fanfic Sanctuary
"Oh, god!" Beast Boy yelled as he dashed over to the dragon. "Are you all right?"
{I'll live,} he said, before lashing out and grabbing Beast Boy by the throat. {Too bad I can't say the same for you.}
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“Too bad you can’t say the same for me? That’s silly, whaddoya mean by that?” said the young beastling, “You are the one who was fatally injured from my simple prank!” the boy continues while laughing in triumph “You looked so stupid! Hahaha, all blown up and bleeding with half of your face collapsed like that! Hah hm hm maaha! I can’t believe you fell for the old ‘spring-loaded boxing glove in the dresser” gag!” he finishes as his laughter becomes too heavy to even complete 5 letter words. The disfigured, but very angry dragon was getting furious at this point, and became quite apparent as the searing flames began to pour out of the huge hole, which now exposed his nasal cavity.
{Well, let me put it another way: remember when I bought that dental equipment at a garage sale a few years back, and you couldn’t figure out why I would ever possibly want one?} He said, narrowing his brow and squeezing tighter around the now maniacally laughing beast kid’s windpipe, {now you shall prepare your mouth for the painfu-lkkuk kack--….} Silais begins to cough heavily as he realizes that too much blood has flowed into his lungs, and drops Beast boy when doubling over in hopes to expel the deposit of plasma he is currently drowning in. Though gallons of blood come pouring out of his face, very little of it was from his blood-logged lungs, and he loses balance and falls over since the blood loss prevented him from remembering if he normally stood with his feet or his elbow.
This display just makes Beast Boy laugh more than ever, and as his face became red and veins appear in his neck, he watched Silias twitch and gurgle in his bloody puddle of a good pranking.
Roll, after witnessing the entire thing, and thinking about her criminal record involved with years of illegal research, decides to cut and run before the feds show up asking her about the “lab error” that led to her mentor’s highly probable death. So, tapping on her wrist a few times, she glitchy megaman teleported the fuck outta there. As for Raven, she decided she wasn’t going to clean this up and walked to her room passing Beast Boy as he was struggling to breathe and had steady streams of tears from his eyes from his continuous laughter. She quickly turned to look at the display to say a frustrated “Boys!” and then slammed her door, snuffing out Silias’ small choking sounds as he still continued his weak struggle against passing out.