NEW SHORT: "We can build a better Darth Maul!"

[Mockery]

My latest Short is just one example of the many ways that the first Star Wars prequel could've been improved upon. It's also the greatest work of art your unworthy eyes will ever see. And you even have the chance to own it for yourself. :o


WE CAN BUILD A BETTER DARTH MAUL!
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/darthmaul

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[EisigerBiskuit]

That flag is more than enough to wow me. Maybe you can just make a better action figure. Period.

[French Guy]

That Darth Maul Action figure is having a hernia.
You know what we need to do.......Party and eat chips and salsa
I have seen stranger things before than Darth Maul with a hernia

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit

That flag is more than enough to wow me. Maybe you can just make a better action figure. Period.

I actually was looking into making custom action figures a while ago... like possibly a figure of pickleman 'n what not, but the prices are insane just to get one figure done. No way I can afford it.

[sports]

Darth Maul is cool, man. That final battle between Darth Maul, Qui-Gun, and Obi-Wan kicked ass yo. Really the best thing about that movie.

[Sethomas]

No, the best thing about that movie is that with it you could isolate complete fucking retards out of the population by discerning who actually watched it and you could accordingly better the common run of men by injecting muriatic acid in their gonads.

[sports]

are you trying to be funny, or is this just a lame attempt at being a smart-aleck?

[Pub Lover]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH!

[sports]

wow, jessica alba is super hot in that pic.

[Sethomas]

Yeah, and speaking of hot chicks we need to get ourselves some hot girlfriends but first we need to lose a little weight 'cuz I've got too much of a gut and I bet you do too and I'm thinking I'll save up my money from this job to buy a really cool sports car so that chicks will "dig my ride" if you know what I mean and we can take them on out dates maybe to a movie I don't know what movie, but hopefully by then there will be a new Rob Schneider flick out and oh man it will be L to the O to the L, MY MAN.

PEACE

[darkvare]

Originally Posted by Mockery

I actually was looking into making custom action figures a while ago... like possibly a figure of pickleman 'n what not, but the prices are insane just to get one figure done. No way I can afford it.

i'm working on my custom abilities maybe when i get time and stuff to do it ill do one fro the i mockery crew fro free i swear

[Zbu Manowar]

The only thing I can say about that pic is that 'When did Brain Guy join Vader's Personal Guard?" Seriously Rog, what that figure needs is a brain in a pan and to shake whenever you watch a bad movie.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by sports

wow, jessica alba is super hot in that pic.

I love when sports replies to people who insult them by complimenting their avatar.

Sports, you are amazingly retarded. You are retarded in a way that makes me retarded and unable express myself in how much I think you are retarded. Except I guess I just kinda did but you're still that retarded. And Jessica Alba sucks, and you have retarded taste in EVERYTHING.

[kahljorn]

he looks like a woman, and now he looks like a goth. You've created a gothic darth maul.

[executioneer]

looks like a pump feels like a sneaker

[Sethomas]

Nintendo - It's a cereal, wow!

[Mockery]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ADME:B:LC:US:1

Only a little over 7 hours left to own the greatest piece artwork in the history of mankind! o.o